Belleville Band Condemned to Hell

Belleville native, Jeff Tweedy, is apparently condemned to hell. His current band, Wilco, is making people gay. Read all about it here. I listen to mostly his old stuff with Uncle Tupleo, so I think I am safe, however, after going throught the rest of the list, I noticed that they are mostly bands I love (Bjork rocks!!!), so I am not real sure I am actually married to a woman and have kids...