Bush won't throw out first pitch

How about this - apparently Bush decided not to throw out the first pitch on opening day this year:

Bush won't throw out first pitch

Apparently, it was because he did not want to get "boo'ed":

"The White House announced President Bush will not throw out the first pitch on Opening Day due to fears of booing. He's not the first president to worry about being hit by flying vegetables. The tomatoes used to throw themselves at Bill Clinton."

In other news - Alberto Gonzales was at Yankee stadium today - to throw out the first amendment (ha ha).